Cars BDC & BSDC: ‘Bash Disease Control’

In this day and age, disease, sickness, pestilence, Donald Trump and corrupt Bash officials are everywhere.  Being the overly cautious type, Annie and Kate in the Variety office have tasked us with keeping you all safe, healthy and completely fleeced.

Snoady and Mitto have teamed up with newbies Bicey and Caillin and according to our partners we have no chance of containing ourselves, let alone a deadly virus, and that is why Variety CEO, Sav has cut our operational budget, yet again.  Just like the fiasco between that other oompa loompa dictator and the World Health Organisation, we have been screwed over.

New sources of funding will be amongst our highest priorities, along with stopping the spread of vegemite at breakfast time and fattening the curve….  The beer belly one.  Be prepared for the Sealink to have a second wave and K.I. to have the tightest border controls in the country, but rest assured you will feel completely safe, as the doctors of the B.D.C. have a hand in your back pocket already!